We are back from our little vacation.
Here are a few theme park “rules of thumb” based on our experiences.
1. If you are from a country that hasn’t caught on to this modern idea called “bathing”, and it’s 3:30 pm in July in Florida, and you are in a 75 minute wait line for the Mummy ride, DO NOT repeatedly prop yourself against the walls with your stinky pits open for your line neighbors to smell.
2. If you are standing behind someone with long hair, let’s just say it’s me, and I have a ponytail….. if I casually turn my head to look at my husband and my ponytail swipes you across the face…. YOU ARE STANDING TOO CLOSE. (Seriously, once I started counting how many times this lady bumped into me, I got into the twenties.)
3. If you are in line for a ride, you will not get to the front any faster by placing your foot under the foot of the person in front of you before that person’s foot is even all the way off the floor. (Yeah, it was the same lady.)
4. If you are from Scotland, farting in small rooms with slow moving lines is still not funny.
5. If you are easily scared and are the grabby type, don’t sit next to female strangers on roller coasters. (see previous blog)
6. Unless you are planning a spur of the moment, “let’s-go-to-Orlando-this-weekend” trip, do some research and go during the slow season. Humanity in large numbers is such a frustration.
