Comments on: Let Sleeping Ninjas Lie http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/ ...so this is what it feels like. Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:31:36 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Natalie Jane http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-4407 Natalie Jane Sun, 19 Oct 2008 23:03:26 +0000 http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-4407 Blam. Thanks for reading. Yes, the surgical tape did work, but it didn't seem to be worth the pain in the morning. If your eyes are bothered by being "poked with sharp things" you really DO have sensitive eyes. Lately I have been having some success with a traditional eye mask at night, but by morning it usually ends up around my throat or all the way across the room. I wish you luck with eye redness reduction practices. Let me know if anything works. By the way... HIGHLY entertaining comment. Thank you so much. Blam. Thanks for reading. Yes, the surgical tape did work, but it didn’t seem to be worth the pain in the morning. If your eyes are bothered by being “poked with sharp things” you really DO have sensitive eyes. Lately I have been having some success with a traditional eye mask at night, but by morning it usually ends up around my throat or all the way across the room.

I wish you luck with eye redness reduction practices. Let me know if anything works.

By the way… HIGHLY entertaining comment. Thank you so much.

]]> By: Blam http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-4402 Blam Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:26:28 +0000 http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-4402 Hey so did it actually work? Aside from the blurriness? Like when you used just surgical tape, did that work? I too have chronically red eyes, and according to others I sleep with my eyes open (in my case it actually IS a throwback from my ninja days) and am sick of all the suckas constantly asking me 'Yo Ham what's with the red eyes?'. They're worst in the morning, and super sensitive throughout the day. Dust, bright light, swimming pools, being poked with sharp things, my eyes hate all that stuff. I tried eyedrops n stuff but just found your post and now I think maybe its the sleepy-eye-openy thing. So... did it work? (Aside from the shredding of your lashes) I might try it! Hey so did it actually work? Aside from the blurriness? Like when you used just surgical tape, did that work?

I too have chronically red eyes, and according to others I sleep with my eyes open (in my case it actually IS a throwback from my ninja days) and am sick of all the suckas constantly asking me ‘Yo Ham what’s with the red eyes?’. They’re worst in the morning, and super sensitive throughout the day. Dust, bright light, swimming pools, being poked with sharp things, my eyes hate all that stuff.

I tried eyedrops n stuff but just found your post and now I think maybe its the sleepy-eye-openy thing.

So… did it work? (Aside from the shredding of your lashes)

I might try it!

]]> By: To answer your question: « What I really want to say is… http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-3816 To answer your question: « What I really want to say is… Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:53:55 +0000 http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-3816 [...] Let Sleeping Ninjas Lie, of course.  That post came up second to last on page one of the google search. Sweet. Wait.  I never answered the HOW question, did I? [...] [...] Let Sleeping Ninjas Lie, of course.  That post came up second to last on page one of the google search. Sweet. Wait.  I never answered the HOW question, did I? [...]

]]> By: What I really want to say is… http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-3726 What I really want to say is… Fri, 30 May 2008 16:10:43 +0000 http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-3726 [...] I sleep with my eyes open, and he knew this from reading the post I linked to which you should read if you haven’t [...] [...] I sleep with my eyes open, and he knew this from reading the post I linked to which you should read if you haven’t [...]

]]> By: Anonymous http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-1485 Anonymous Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:19:00 +0000 http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-1485 ever see those sport fanatics, like the ones who wear hard hats while they jog, and on each side of the hat is taped a bottle of their favorite elixer, sometimes you see them at football games too,and they,re not wearing any shirts, and they got paint all over their bulbous bellies, and sometimes several of them cling together with letters across their chests, that spell out some silly slogan,like "beat the crap out of those silly losers for the gipper", of course there weren't any guys with the " , I just put those in for clarity , I didn't want that Freudian guy to get all confused. Besides I understand that most children are not allowed to play with paint, and I certainly wouldn't want you to paint your eyes shut, no sir, besides the paint remover would probably be just as painful as the tape. Lets see, I was about to say, oh yeah, the hat idea, only fill the jugs with Visine, and you could find a way to set the straws so they drip a drop every so often or sooner if needed. a cautionary note however, if you succomb to heavy snoring it would be advisable to keep the straws to short enough length so as to get to the eyes and not the nose, and keep the straws pliable so as not to poke out any eyes. And the hat may need some super glue applied to it, so that it will not shift around during sleep awakenings. All in all a pretty amazing idea, don't you think? Some people prefer a chin strap vs the super glue, to each his own I guess. who. ever see those sport fanatics, like the ones who wear hard hats while they jog, and on each side of the hat is taped a bottle of their favorite elixer, sometimes you see them at football games too,and they,re not wearing any shirts, and they got paint all over their bulbous bellies, and sometimes several of them cling together with letters across their chests, that spell out some silly slogan,like “beat the crap out of those silly losers for the gipper”, of course there weren’t any guys with the ” , I just put those in for clarity , I didn’t want that Freudian guy to get all confused. Besides I understand that most children are not allowed to play with paint, and I certainly wouldn’t want you to paint your eyes shut, no sir, besides the paint remover would probably be just as painful as the tape. Lets see, I was about to say, oh yeah, the hat idea, only fill the jugs with Visine, and you could find a way to set the straws so they drip a drop every so often or sooner if needed. a cautionary note however, if you succomb to heavy snoring it would be advisable to keep the straws to short enough length so as to get to the eyes and not the nose, and keep the straws pliable so as not to poke out any eyes. And the hat may need some super glue applied to it, so that it will not shift around during sleep awakenings. All in all a pretty amazing idea, don’t you think? Some people prefer a chin strap vs the super glue, to each his own I guess. who.

]]> By: annie http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-1473 annie Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:45:00 +0000 http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-1473 mmmm... idea #2 may work. I had no idea Ninjas were such a pain to work with. <br/><br/>As a distant third, though, Mark's option is not only practical, but SOO Natalie. Pity the unknowing person who tries to wake you. mmmm… idea #2 may work. I had no idea Ninjas were such a pain to work with.

As a distant third, though, Mark’s option is not only practical, but SOO Natalie. Pity the unknowing person who tries to wake you.

]]> By: Natalie http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-1439 Natalie Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:36:00 +0000 http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-1439 Mark: Fantastic idea! I could even use some of that glow in the dark paint so my eyes would be <i>really</i> eerie.<br/><br/>You can never be too careful when it comes to ninjas.....<br/><br/>Annie: Pet ninja? Clearly you do not know how dangerous we ninjas are. Unless I get a pet and train it to be a ninja. THAT might work. Mark: Fantastic idea! I could even use some of that glow in the dark paint so my eyes would be really eerie.

You can never be too careful when it comes to ninjas…..

Annie: Pet ninja? Clearly you do not know how dangerous we ninjas are. Unless I get a pet and train it to be a ninja. THAT might work.

]]> By: Becca http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-1438 Becca Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:27:00 +0000 http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-1438 You're funny.<br/><br/>Sorry your eyeballs won't stay moist.<br/><br/>Keep us updated on what ends up working, eh? You’re funny.

Sorry your eyeballs won’t stay moist.

Keep us updated on what ends up working, eh?

]]> By: Mark Keefer http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-1437 Mark Keefer Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:45:00 +0000 http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-1437 Okay, if you do use an eye mask of some sort, do yourself a favor and draw open eyes on the outside of it (ala Capt Jack Sparrow's eyelids in Pirates II). The enemies will leave you alone while you keep your eyes moist.<br/><br/>Good luck. Okay, if you do use an eye mask of some sort, do yourself a favor and draw open eyes on the outside of it (ala Capt Jack Sparrow’s eyelids in Pirates II). The enemies will leave you alone while you keep your eyes moist.

Good luck.

]]> By: annie http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-1436 annie Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:38:00 +0000 http://whatireallywanttosayis.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/let-sleeping-ninjas-lie/#comment-1436 Oh my gosh that was the best blog laugh I've had in awhile. Out loud, and harder and harder. :D Awesome. Poor Natalie's eyes. Perhaps you need a pet Ninja who closes your eyes for you after you fall (safely) asleep. :) Oh my. Oh my gosh that was the best blog laugh I’ve had in awhile. Out loud, and harder and harder. :D Awesome. Poor Natalie’s eyes. Perhaps you need a pet Ninja who closes your eyes for you after you fall (safely) asleep. :) Oh my.

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