What I really want to say is…

Witnessed…

May 8, 2008 · 11 Comments

…in a grocery store parking lot.

Man #1 approaches his car with a cake in hand.

Man #2 approaches store entrance, notices Man #1 and calls out to him.

“Hey!”

“Hey!”, Man #1 replies.

Then Man #1 yells across the parking lot to Man #2, “I had to buy a cake for Maggie’s birthday!!!”

As Man #2 enters the store he yells back, “Well, there ya go!”

I actually stopped midstride because I was so confused by the whole encounter. I kind of understand yelling hey to someone you recognize, but did Man #1 really feel like he needed to explain why he was at the grocery store? Was there a need to clarify that he was not buying obscure weaponry, tampons, or Hooked on Phonics curriculum? It’s a grocery store.

And Man #2’s response? What does that even mean? There are dozens of other equally awkward, yet somewhat appropriate things he could have said, such as:

“Alright!”

“Well that’s a good idea!”

“Save some for me!”

or my personal favorite, “Why wasn’t I invited?”

Just to make myself feel better, I will put his awkward phrase to better use.

I’m done with this post, so, well, there ya go!

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