To answer your question:

The past few search terms that have led people to my blog (that I am aware of) were interesting and I’d like to address them here.

“What it means when he wants to say hi.”

This brought up nothing on my site, so I felt compelled to answer the question behind it. I wonder if it is the one wanting to say hi, or the one who thinks they might be getting “hi” said to that typed it. Then from there, is this a passing i’m-just-being-friendly “hi”, or a you-seem-interesting-and-i’d-like-to-start-a-conversation “hi”.

This is getting too complicated already.

“How to tape your eyes shut.”

Let Sleeping Ninjas Lie, of course. That post came up second to last on page one of the google search. Sweet. Wait. I never answered the HOW question, did I?

Use cotton balls or cotton pads and medical tape. That tape comes off much easier and takes a lot less hair and skin with it than other tapes. Tape cotton medium of choice to closed eyeball. Sleep. Remove tape and cotton before trying to walk around. Remove if you sleep with face in pillow.

“Scandinavian Feet Natalie”

Is there some Scandinavian foot model whose name is Natalie? Is Sven desperately searching the globe for her?

If he is, my post about the bed and breakfast I recently stayed at came up second on a google search.

I mention the Scandinavian room. Scandinavian, check.

There is a picture of my feet in the slide show. Feet, check.

My name is mentioned in the post. Natalie, check.

That post has all that a person could want when searching for “Scandinavian feet Natalie”. Why look anywhere else?