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Questions for the Ages

February 28, 2009 · 17 Comments

(..or…I have no idea what to blog about.)

If a fluffy bunny ate a donut, would his fluffy fur get sticky?  Then would grass would get all stuck in his fur, and would he not hop fast cause his fur was getting caught?

If a woman watches Spanglish over and over, will she only date men who look like Adam Sandler?  And more importantly, will she start speaking English with a thick Spanish accent?

If you take a picture of a monkey and then give him a banana, will his offspring talk with a lisp?

If I march in formation with a bunch of marines, will they think I’m cool and give me a gun of my own and a shiny hat?

If I challenge you to come up with a question that seems like it might mean something, but really doesn’t…. will you be up to the challenge?

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17 responses so far ↓

  • Joy Renée // February 28, 2009 at 11:31 am | Reply

    If a beautiful girl ate a truck-load of chocolate-covered grasshoppers, would she still be able to float in her neighbor’s backyard pool?

    Also, if a big piece of metal wished hard enough to become human, would there suddenly appear a giant blueberry-muffin for his own eating pleasure?

  • annie // March 1, 2009 at 1:41 am | Reply

    If there were such a thing as UFOs, would one of said ships ever consider free transport?

    Answers to yours:
    yes
    yes/no (or the other way around)
    only if it’s a pink banana
    yes to the gun, not to the hat
    I leave that up to your ingenuity.

    :D

  • mandythompson // March 1, 2009 at 4:27 pm | Reply

    Um…

  • Scott // March 2, 2009 at 9:57 am | Reply

    If a train leaves Chicago at 4:15 and has a maximum spreed of 50 miles per hour and another train leave New York with a top speed of 63 miles per hour, how many passengers will realize the train conductor is wearing women’s underwear and has a beard that tastes like purple?

    Of those passengers that do, indeed know this, how many of them shot a man in Reno, just to watch them die?

    Of those passengers that know about the train conductor’s attire and facial smells, who ALSO shot men in Reno, how many will die of autoerotic asphyxiation because they neglected to have a spotter?

  • alece // March 2, 2009 at 10:49 am | Reply

    if only i were creative…

  • Kristy // March 2, 2009 at 10:55 am | Reply

    If……I’m having a brain fart. Wouldn’t it be crazy if brain fart’s smelled as bad as real farts.

  • Sarah // March 2, 2009 at 11:21 am | Reply

    If you read the Twilight saga backwards while holding the book upside down, would you suddenly feel the need to drink red koolaid and have someone rub you down with flea powder?

  • daniel // March 2, 2009 at 1:40 pm | Reply

    If a husband masturbates in Florida will his wife conceive a fantasy baby in Minnesota?

    p.s. sorry, once again.

  • whatireallywanttosayis // March 2, 2009 at 2:55 pm | Reply

    Oh my.

    If a snowflake falls more than once, isn’t it possible that a gnome stole my other sock?

  • Laura Beth Pomeroy // March 2, 2009 at 3:58 pm | Reply

    If someone fell off the tallest mountain would they end up on the other side of mars?

  • Scott // March 2, 2009 at 4:13 pm | Reply

    If monkey brains are delicacies in one place, and bull testicles are a delicacy in others, is Valtrex REALLY about suppression?

    Why did Donald duck always wear a shirt and no pants, but if he just got out of the shower, he had a towel hiding his ducky bits?

  • Sarah // March 2, 2009 at 4:47 pm | Reply

    Scott, because they are only visible when wet.

    If plaid is the the new pink, then it is probable that my son has a future in break dancing.

  • whatireallywanttosayis // March 2, 2009 at 6:14 pm | Reply

    If I stitch in time saves nine, then why does the moon appear to be made out of cheese?

  • Joy Renée // March 3, 2009 at 10:50 am | Reply

    i love your headline :)

  • Annonymous Annie // March 3, 2009 at 11:14 am | Reply

    you always take fluffy bunnies to the next level.

  • daniel // March 3, 2009 at 12:39 pm | Reply

    If natalie appears to communicate in a language not of this world, why is it that so many of her friends can understand her?

  • Stephanie // March 23, 2009 at 8:51 pm | Reply

    If the electrician changes the burnt out light bulb will the janitor be out of a job?

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